The Official Extended Profile Thread II

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Name: Neil

Age: 16

Sex: Male
Location:** Florida, USA

Current Romantic Status: Single
Favorite Color:** Black

Religion: Raised in a Lutheran household, but I do not believe what they believe. For I do not hold beliefs, I merely have ideas, ideas in which I live by.

Likes: art, music, poetry, philosophy (mostly my own :P), darkness, blissful seclusion, drawing (I get better every day daddeh!), nice laydeez, blue eyes, Ancient Egypt, dragons, theory of alien existence, video games, smelling nice & being clean, the beauty of a woman (untainted by a plastic lie and the bitter media), penguins, language, having money, zombie movies, learning to like myself, tattoos.
Dislikes:** religious fundamentalism, math and pretty much everything about school with possible exception of language arts and French class, acne, obesity, ignorance, most politicians (no offense to anyone here of any relation to a politician), cheesecake, coffee, rudeness, the inhumanity of man to his fellow man, country and rap music, hatefulness, racism, sports, drugs, my dental hygiene (although it?s getting better I think?), war, pro-wrestling, most trends, the crap that gets played on digital cable (about 600 channels and they play the same crappy 2star movies over and over again?.just once I wish they played something nice), caffeine, homework, reality, pornography, when I get the urge to watch pornography, close-mindedness, not having money, when I act like any of the above thing that I listed.
Favorite TV Shows:** South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Late Night with Conan O?Brien, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

**Favorite Musicians/Stuff I have been listening to lately (just a few): **Bauhaus, Daniel Ash, Orgy, The Cr?xshadows, Bella Morte, London After Midnight, Mindless Self Indulgence, AFI, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Joy Division, Rudimentary Peni… oh yeah, and Danny Elfman/Oingo Boingo.

Least Favorite Music: Image bands, “punk” bands that have no real message and are only there to make money, black metal musicians that say that they’re satanists when they’re not, any rap or country music,

Film Stars I Admire: Edward Norton, Johnny Depp, Elijah Wood, Natalie Portman, Robin Williams, Lucy Liu (Did I spell her last name right? I never can lol), Jet Li… Of course, I admire them for acting talent, not as people.

Things I have given up recently: caffeine
Favorite Book(s):** Anything by Lovecraft, Anthem by Ayn Rand, LOTR trilogy, Stupid White Men by Michael Moore, many more I cannot think of atm…

Favorite Poet/Writer: Probably Lovecraft

Favorite Animal: Penguin… Of course!

Things I am trying to give up: swearing offline (this may take several years), swearing online (this may take another eternity or two)

Favorite Foods/Beverages: anything that I get for free, thin-crust pizza, most things Italian, most things freshly killed, Sprite

Fears:?well, pretty much the only things that seem to scare me are STDs and clowns?..and the thought of ending up alone in life.

Things I?m not sure how to feel about: the concept of ?existence?, Panzer Dragoon X (my fanfic)

Things I miss: the 90’s. At least they were a bit more spontaneous…plus back then everyone wasn’t afraid all the time.
Favorite Holiday:** Any day that I get off school?but Christmas has a very special place in my heart?

Most Embarrassing Moments: My life

Greatest Disappointment in Life: life itself

Current Goals: meet a really nice girl that I can love and she can love me back, learn to play an instrument, learn to like myself

Pets?: Yes, two dogs. A male mutt named Copper and a female mutt named Maya (don’t ask the breeds that they’re mixed with because I don’t know for sure)

Favorite Quote(s):“Failure is not failure if you learn from it” ~Peter Steele (of Type O Negative)

“If the Road to Hell is paved with good intentions than the Road to Heaven is paved with honest attempts” ~ Rogue (of the Cruxshadows)

Favorite Word: death

Least Favorite Word: gay (as in “Neil, you’re so gay!”)

Sane or Insane?: Based on the results of my personality test, I’d have to say “insane”

I’m the opposite of: Your average American

Name: Jonathan

Age: 13

Sex: Sure, why not? I mean…er, I am male…yeah.

Location: California, the crazy state.

Current Status: [size=134]:slight_smile:[/size]

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Religion: Spiritual/Zen Buddhism/Agnostic

Likes: loud music, Panzer Dragoon, HDM, Lord of the Rings, animals, relaxing, writing, art of all kinds, free time, good stand-up comedy, sharp things, friends, staying home, clouds, meditation, peace of mind.

Dislikes: killing, institutionalism, superiority complexes, spoiled brats, false advertisement, subliminal patriotism and everything else that is so obviously stupid about America.

Favorite TV Shows: Comedy Central…That’s almost all. I’m not a TV guy.

Favorite Musicians: Good Charlotte, blink-182, Audioslave, Yellowcard, Lostprophets, Incubus, Rage Against The Machine, P.O.D., Staind, AFI, Evanescence, Switchfoot, Nirvana, Metallica, Sneaker Pimps, Story of the Year, Guns 'n Roses, A Perfect Circle, Further Seems Forever, Saves the Day.

Film Stars I Admire: None really.

Things I have given up recently: Trying to be perfect
Things I am trying to give up: cursing so much, being too centered on my own problems

Books: His Dark Materials, LOTR, Musashi, anything by George Orwell, Hitchhiker’s Guide, some Anne McCaffrey stuff…yeah.

Fav Author: Phillip Pullman!! Rock on!!

** Fav Animal:** It’s split between kittens, pandas, and polar bears.

Favorite Foods/Beverages: If it’s edible, it’s good.

Fears: loneliness, even though I kinda like it sometimes

Things I?m not sure how to feel about: what I’m gonna do with my life, the USA, a girl on my bus…
Things I miss: my free time, childhood memories

**Favorite Holiday: ** Christmas, 'nuff said.

Most Embarrassing Moments: Every day of my life and STILL counting.

Greatest Disappointment in Life: Knowing that I’m going to die someday. But what makes life so special is the fact that it ends, right?

Current Goals: do something special with my life and try not to worry too much.

Pets?: Japanese Akita named Liki (means something in Japanese). Braindead yet cute.

Favorite Quote(s):
“I’ll bet he sh*t a brick!”
“If there’s anything bigger than my ego I want it shot now!”

Favorite Word: Clairvoyant

Least Favorite Word: America

Sane or insane? WHAT!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM???

I’m opposite of: George W. Bush

I love being a mod. I just clicked “edit” on Neil’s post and copied what he wrote, saving me the trouble of entering the tags.

Name: Matt

Age: 17 on the 22nd of January.

Sex: Male

Location: Peterborough, England

** Favorite Colour:** Silver/Black/Sky Blue

Religion: Raised to think in a Christianic way, but I believe not that one religion is fact. Each has it’s own rules which when mixed with other beliefs’ form how I abide my life.

Likes: The ladies, reading, looking at fine art, tales of success against all odds, television, video games, the internet, my friends, family, film, music, the ideaology of Chaos, the belief that there is no grey, just black and white, time and the theory of it’s non-existence out side of the human race, a belief of a future that is worth fighting for and the conflict that shall make it possible. Freedom.

Dislikes: Wrestling, fashion, limitations, piercings, conflicted minds and interests, the ignorancy of people, unrealistic things, hyper-realistic things, lies, the German language, Turkey, Sony.

Favorite TV Shows: Dream Team, The Simpsons, live sport (football, tennis, rugby, etc)

Favorite Films: Equilibrium, the LOTR Trilogy, The Matrix, the Indiana Jones Trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Mummy and The Mummy Returns.

**Favorite Musicians/Stuff I have been listening to lately (just a few): **Coldplay, Linkin Park, Revis.

Least Favorite Music: I don’t care to discare any kind of music. It’s all really down to your own taste. Long have I abhored the people who think one band is better than another “period”.

Film Stars I Admire: Denzel Washington, Will Smith, Sean Bean, Harrison Ford, Christian Bale, Keira Knightley, Orlando Bloom.

Things I have given up recently: Nothing really.

Favorite Book(s): The Two Towers (JRR Tolkein), *Jurassic Park *and The Lost World (Michael Crichton), The Fall of Reach (Eric Nylund)

Favorite Poet/Writer: Michael Crichton. I still want to read Sphere and Congo.

Favorite Animal: Fox.

Things I am trying to give up: Biting my nails. Spamming this forum >.<

Favorite Foods/Beverages: McDonalds cheeseburgers… orgasm… Pizza, pie,

Fears: I fear not what man alone can bring.

Things I?m not sure how to feel about: Gehn.

Things I miss: Having a more active social life.

Favorite Holiday: Christmas… or the summer holidays, if they count. Though holidays are starting to lose their magic for me.

Most Embarrassing Moments: Several I shan’t divulge here as I think they’d bore you all to be honest. Though today in the street I did shout out “Penis” rather loudly. I was playing I spy. Don’t ask.

Greatest Disappointment in Life: Never really furthering myself at football.

Current Goals: Visit my friends across the world, join the army or TA at some point, earn shitloads of dosh.

Pets?: Two cats, one dog.

Favorite Quote(s): “Power gave birth to ambition, and ambition to war.”

“If not with our eyes, look upon fellow man with our heart.”

Favorite Word: Eh. I don’t really have a favourite word.

Least Favorite Word: Ditto.

Sane or Insane?: Sane. Though prone to over thinking.

I’m the opposite of: Someone bitchy, dumb and truly confident.

Things I have given up recently: caffeine[/quote]

Welcome to the club :slight_smile:

FUCK, I didn’t see that >.<



Name: Martin “Arc’engal Von Sestrel III” McGowan

Age: 19

Sex: Male

Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Current Romantic Status: Single

Favorite Color: Black

Religion: Generic Zoroastrianism

Likes: Painting miniatures, poetry, music, talking to folks on the net, money, good friends, imagination

Dislikes: Being a cog in an inefficient machine, zealots, people who want to “discover themselves” at the cost of everything else

Favorite TV Shows: Robot wars, Futurama, Fresh Prince o’ Bel Air, any quiz show (except “Beat the Nation” on C4, that sucks =] ) and new for Jan 20th…SONIC X!!! XD

Favorite Musicians/Stuff I have been listening to lately (just a few):

Linkin Park, Nickelback, LostProphets, Adema, D12 (the muthaf***in’ dirty dozen), Mozart

Least Favorite Music: Anything made by women who rely more on flesh than talent to sell records, Britney Spears…oh hang on, already said her. Depressing country music, “jungle” music, Bach

Film Stars I Admire: I don’t admire actors, they do a job, they get paid for it. Okay, okay. Tom Cruise, just because Samurai’s pwn.

Things I have given up recently: Saying “f**k” every five seconds (I say “feth” instead)

Favorite Book(s): Anything by Roald Dahl, the Discworld books, Harry Potter and the sequel overload

Favorite Poet/Writer: John Betjeman

Favorite Animal: All kinds of birds

Things I am trying to give up: I don’t care to give up anything, other than making mistakes

Favorite Foods/Beverages: Fast food restaurants, pizza, chicken, eggs… generally, my diet is a nightmare

Fears: fire, heights, Hell, losing it

Things I?m not sure how to feel about: the “justice” system

Things I miss: Seeing everything in black and white and not being penalised for it

Favorite Holiday: Christmas, for presents and the music

Most Embarrassing Moments: “Oh, you’re a Christian? Yeah? Reincarnation is part of your beliefs, isn’t it? It’s not? Oh. Sorry.”

Greatest Disappointment in Life: Realising that 99% of people are assholes

Current Goals: Make a lot of money from competitions or whatever so I don’t have to do a stupid job

Pets?: A couple of goldfish who I named, but can’t remember their names

Favorite Quote(s): “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I will be sober” - Winston Churchill

Favorite Word: free

Least Favorite Word: work

Sane or Insane?: Totally insane (I suffer from Tzeentchian-Khornotopic-Nuglosm).

I’m the opposite of: A happy, fun living person

Name: Bonnie, but Baz or Daz to most.

Age: 14

Sex: Female

Location: Croydon

Favorite Colour: Blue

Religion: Submarine Catholic

Likes: Video games, my life from the age of 0-3, The daily mail, simplicity

Dislikes: Tony Blair, George Bush, University Top up fees and to a lesser extent, everything else.

Favorite TV Shows: C.S.I, Family Guy, the simpsons

Favorite Films: Dog Soldiers, resident Evil, Return of the king

Favorite Musicians/Stuff I have been listening to lately (just a few): Coldplay, Dido, Rusted Root, Ms. Dynamite.

Least Favorite Music: I think the words ‘Victoria Beckham’ just about sum it up for me.

Film Stars I Admire: Morgan Freeman

Things I have given up recently: talking to my brother.

Favorite Book(s): Beggars Banquet, the Alex Ryder series

Favorite Poet/Writer: I don’t think I have one…

Favorite Animal: hamsters

Things I am trying to give up: Biting my nails. Not working.

Favorite Foods/Beverages: pepperoni pizza, coffee, marshmallows

Fears: waking up in the morning, and realising that there is no time, or space. Death, in other words.

Things I?m not sure how to feel about: G.M

Things I miss: My social life?

Favorite Holiday: Just as long as I get no homework, They’re all good.

Most Embarrassing Moments: Don’t ask

Greatest Disappointment in Life: New Labour.

Current Goals: Write something, research mutant aliens from hell (rabid cats)

Pets?: a rabid cat and a hamster.

Favorite Quote(s): “Reading is knowledge, and knowledge is power.
but power corrupts, and corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay. If you keep reading, you’ll go broke!” Dilbert

Favorite Word: Spamtastic

Least Favorite Word: Cheesy

Sane or Insane?: Sane.

I’m the opposite of: Einstein.

Name: Neve

Age: 13

Sex: Female

Location: England (Leafy Cheshire)

Favourite colour: Blue

Religion: Christian

Likes: Kittens, music, drawing, video games (ever since the Master System),
Sonic, eBay, mineral water, karate, people I can trust, doodling in boring lessons, snakes, resident evil (especially Nemesis!)

Dislikes: smoking, coke, shopping, air-headed people, McDonald’s (burgers made of worms and cow crap?!?), MATHS

Favourite tv shows: The Simpsons…(I don’t watch much tv these days)

Favourite films: Liar Liar, Sleepy Hollow, T3, Matrix, Pirates of the Carribean, The Crow

Favourite Music: Evanescence, Garbage, Dandy Warhols, White Stripes, Placebo, RATM, Dido, The Final Battle theme from PDS… I could go on forever.

Least favourite music: R&B,Rap, Pop, Busted (who absolutely and completely SUCK)

Film Stars I admire: Johnny Depp, Jim Carrey, Christina Ricci

Things I have given up recently: Not much, but these are the most recent things I can come up with; Coke, my backstabbing best friend (who is now my worst enemy)

Favourite books: The Unfortunate Events series by Lemony Snicket

Favourite writer: Kind of obvious after what I’ve just said…

Favourite animal: Undoubtedly a kitten!

Fears: Spiders, the panzer series ending inconclusively. AAAAAAAAAARGH! The very thought…

Things I’m not sure how to feel about: Hopeless, cowering teachers doing nothing about bullying, the fact that I’m stuck at school until 2008

Things I miss: Childhood innocence

Favourite holiday: Oooohh… Christmas or summer… so hard to choose!

Embarrassing moment: Oh God… I could’nt…

Greatest disappointment in life: That life is jam-packed full of deception.

Goals: Be an artist/cartoonist/authoress

Pets: Two adorable kittens

Quotes: ‘Every time I look up I see two kids playing this little game with the 0 and the X!’ Previous French teacher
’Did you hear that I got dumped on Friday?’ Worst enemy

Favourite word: Ponce!! HAHAHAAA! Greatest word ever!!!

Least favourite word: The kind that circulate schools i.e ‘chun’ and ‘bit on!!’

Sane or Insane: One has to wonder…

I’m the opposite of: ‘Cool’, apparently…

Tom? Why not Ken Watanabe? He rocked.

Webster says:

noun: “pimp”


Usually I get a new avie when people use strange words here, but…
asks Neil for a picture of himself

Name: Charles

Age: 17

Sex: Male

Location: Wawick, NY, USA

Current Romantic Status: Single

Favorite Color: Blue

Religion: Athiest - Satanic principals followed. I worship Eris, goddess of discord on the side.

Likes: Music, experimental noise, RPGs, video games, Surrealism and Pop Art, Photography, horror releated anything, Sci-Fi/Fantasy stories, movies, B-movies, animation, coffee (particularly espresso), hentai, the Cthulhu Mythos, Troma, and comics.

Dislikes: People who force their opinion on others, especially people who force their opinion that you shouldn’t force your opinion on others on others.

Favorite TV Shows: Twin Peaks, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Harvey Bidman: Attorney At Law, Ren & Stimpy, Beavis & Butthead, Lupin the 3rd (all series), Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Star Trek (and TNG), and Troma’s Edge TV.

Favorite film: The Toxic Avenger

Favorite Musicians/Stuff I have been listening to lately: Gwar, Iron Maiden, Manowar, Nine Inch Nails, They Might Be Giants, Judas Priest, Dio, Anthrax, Aphex Twin, Ministry, Strapping Young Lad.

Least Favorite Music: Anything with emotional lyrics or a message.

Film Stars I Admire: Bruce Campbell )actors are the least important part of movies to me) Film directors I love are Stanely Kubrick, David Lynch, Darren Aronofsky, Alfred Hitchcock, Akira Kurosawa, Quentin Tarantino, Sam Raimi, George A. Romero, Lucio Fulci, Dario Argento, David Cronenberg, Lloyd Kaufman/Micheal Herz, Joel/Ethan Coen.

Things I have given up recently: Buying things that I’ll never use.

Favorite Book(s): Illuminatus! Trilogy, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (first thress)

Favorite Poet/Writer: Howard Phillips Lovecraft, Alan Ginsberg, Robert Anton Wilson, Douglass Adams

Favorite Animal: Dolphin

Things I am trying to give up: Nothing.

Favorite Foods/Beverages: Coffee, sushi

Fears: Spiders, crowds, really open places

Things I?m not sure how to feel about: My friends and lack thereof.

Things I miss: Animaniacs, pogs, virtual pets.

Favorite Holiday: Halloween

Most Embarrassing Moments: ?

Greatest Disappointment in Life: My excessive spare time.

Current Goals: To read (and re-read) through all my books.

Pets?: Two cats

Favorite Quote(s): “Free speech is the right to shout ‘theater’ in a crowded fire” - Abbie Hoffman

Favorite Word: Smegma

Least Favorite Word: Any slur - but I’m not a fan of censorship

Sane or Insane?: Nobody’s sane. It’s a term psychologists use to mke themselves feel better than their patients.

I’m the opposite of: A preposition. What the hell kind of question is that!?

asks Neil for a picture of himself[/quote]

Very well then, a pic for the laydeez

Ooooh yeah!!

Rolls on the floor laughing his head off.



I asked her out!!!
She said yes!!!




I asked her out!!!
She said yes!!!

Congrats you lucky bastard. Hope it lasts longer than that of Nevey’s enemy :slight_smile:

Heh…lucky you are…

Favourite word: Ponce!! HAHAHAAA! Greatest word ever!!! [/quote]

Only cos it annoys people btw… I called one girl a ponce and she screamed and swore at me for ages!! heheee…

I asked her out!!!
She said yes!!! [/quote]


Hope it lasts longer than that of Nevey’s enemy :)[/quote]

Oh it will… no-one is as manipulative, loathesome and ugly as her… >=E

I’m selling three Discworld novels on eBay at the moment if you’re interested.

Name: Max Morrice

Age: 15

Sex: Male

Location: Largs, Scotland

Current Romantic Status: Single

Favorite Colour: Red

Religion: Athiest

Likes: Panzer Dragoon (if it wasn’t painfully obvious), Cowboy Bebop, Evangellion, The Lord Of The Rings, The Hitch-Hicker Guide To The Galaxy, RPGs… umm… thats about it.

Dislikes: People who think that their winning an argument when they are speaking over the top of you, Largs, Scotland, people from my school, Exams, French (not THE French, just the class), people who think that their better than me because they are better at sports than me (yeah, they can kick a ball, well done, THATS a usefull talent), my computor, my "joy"tech memory card for my saturn (that has become corrupt and now has about 100 files on it that are all called things like ]4238;;;;,.4648#a#~??? and multiply if i try to delete them, Morrowind for the PC (i got sooooo into it, then it refused to work ever again), people who stand in the same room as me and watch what i’m doing, religion, George Bush, my sister and much, much more!

Favorite TV Shows: Cowboy Bebop, Evangellion, Blackadder, Faulty Towers and Red Dwarf.

Favorite Movie: Cowboy Bebop: kockin’ on heavens door.

Favorite Musicians/Stuff I have been listening to lately: none

Least Favorite Music: most stuff

Film Stars I Admire: none

Things I have given up recently: none

Favorite Book(s): Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, the Lord of the Rings and the Discwold books.

Favorite Writer: Douglass Adams

Favorite Animal: Cat

Things I am tring to give up: none

Favorite Foods/Beverages: coke, chinese food

Fears: spiders

Things I’m not sure how to feel about: stupid people (they must serve SOME purpose)

Things I miss: Cowboy Bebop (sniff damn them to hell for taking it off the air)

Favorite Holiday: Easter, coz my birthday is right in the middle

Most Embarrassing Moments: too many embarrassing moment to pic just the one

Greatest Disappointment in Life: most things

Current Goals: world domination

Pets?: three cats

Favorite Quote(s): “Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons, don’t you agree , Spike?” - Vicious (Cowboy Bebop)

Favorite Word: None

Least favorite word: None

Sane or Insane?: I’m sane, really, I am… MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I’m the opposite of: someone large, thick and strong