Heresy!

Well, I do joke, but that’s only because my parents think I’m too serious and literally ordered me to lighten up. So I have a fortnightly quota of light-hearted moments to participate in before I can go back to being my usual tetchily intolerant and reclusive self. I may be the only person in the North who can make fun sound like a chore.

But I was honestly serious when I said I’m casting about for Sega employees to sponsor my script applications!

Good God! Forget Yuji Naka - Abadd’s an AI construct built by the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!

Runs around like a headless chicken screaming "The Illuminati, the Patriots, the Cigarette Smoking Man AND the Freemasons are working together! All is lost!"

I already answered you. Ha!

[quote=“Shadow”]

I already answered you. Ha![/quote]

Alas, I am too slow. :anjou_sad:

I’m kind of a funny guy… but this is not what I call funny. :anjou_sad:
stabs sega

[quote=“Abadd”]And who said I work anywhere? How do you know I’m not homeless? HOW DO YOU KNOW I’M NOT A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION?!?!?!

:D[/quote]

I should hope that figments of my imagination don’t look like Scott Peterson. :slight_smile:

ROFL.

Ted Raimi.

If they did, I think you should seek help :slight_smile:

And… I DON’T LOOK LIKE TED RAIMI!!!1!one!!! :anjou_embarassed:
(I asked several people around the office, and they all gave me looks like I was insane…)

[quote=“Abadd”]What are you guys so angry about?

:wink:

But in all seriousness, though… seeing as you’ll never see another Sega platform again, don’t you find it to be a bit of delicious irony that the Saturn controller would resurface as a PS2 controller? Personally, I think it’s kinda funny.[/quote]

But… it’s a Sega pad, from the Saturn, on a Sony console! :anjou_sad:

I’m not even a gamer at all and the concept still scares me.

:anjou_wow:

You know, I’m sure you could dissolve that PlayStation logo off the pad if you used the right cleaning fluids; then if you plugged it into your PS2, loaded up a Sega game and put a large bag over the console itself, surely that’d be the most Sega-intense gaming experience a rabid Sega fan could have this generation?

Innovative idea you have there, Lance…

But I’ll wait until I fully mod my Saturn and get a job to pay for some good games until I comment on Sega-intense experiences!

Also, must get an XBox in order to play Orta and also get ‘into’ gaming. :anjou_happy:

Yes, but i would get sick and start crying ater about 5 minutes knowing what I am actaully doing :anjou_sad:

What, destroying the mark of S*ny? :anjou_happy: