Desert Island Disks

So, say you were left on a desert island, what three items would you want to take with you? Just assume there’s stuff like fresh water and food there already. I don’t want to see boring stuff like “water purifying tablets” on the list.

Mine would be:

  1. A spare pair of glasses
  2. Hard Times by Charles Dickens
  3. My MP3 player
  1. A boat/oar
  2. Compass
  3. Map

Desert island problem solved.

Assuming escape isn’t really the point of this game. :

1-A Homus Sapiens Sapiens female specimen

2-My Macbook Pro (packed with movies,games and my music library;assuming battery life wouldn’t be a problem)

3-Painkillers (The most versatile medicine possible;for whatever might happen while I stay there)

  1. My dude: http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/89/e0fb01bfe760a72ala7.jpg
  2. Porn
  3. A kitten

[quote=“Neil”]1) A boat/oar
2) Compass
3) Map

Desert island problem solved.[/quote]

Goddammit Neil!
Would you want to stay if I told you it was a lovely island filled with pretty members of the opposite gender and pie?

  1. My guitar
  2. My computer
  3. A vast army to take over the world. Earth will be my desert island.

[quote=“Daz”]

[quote=“Neil”]1) A boat/oar
2) Compass
3) Map

Desert island problem solved.[/quote]

Goddammit Neil!
Would you want to stay if I told you it was a lovely island filled with pretty members of the opposite gender and pie?[/quote]

No, because once the LSD wears off, I would find myself surrounded by nothing but desolate, dry vegetation and sand in my mouth. Alone, so alone…

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Well, whatever you say doesn’t matter anyway, since you’re a woman and you have no voice.

Whoops did I say that? :open_mouth:

It was around this point I stopped reading, realizing that I did not actually care.

Besides Neil, you’re the woman here, we all know that. X)

Clearly, you did read, or you would have been lost on the woman part.

That’s right. Go men.

Oh no, I got my brother to paraphrase it for me. See, he’s six but probably has a better vocab than any college boys I meet on the Internet. Dude.

Psst. Don’t make me use my Eng Lit-fu on you.

hmmmmmmmm

  1. solar panel electricity device
  2. extention cord with a few plucksockets
  3. my PC setup =)

then i gues i can spend the time eating fresh food and clean water and trying to find signal to the rest of the world =P