This will probably be one of those movies that everybody will be raving about for months but me. It’ll no doubt rake in a lot of money. I kinda figured it wouldn’t be as good as Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon when I went to go see it. Little did I realize what a backwards plotting, overwrought, and heavily pretentious movie Hero was going to turn out to be. At least Crouching Tiger had a sense of elegance and knew how to have fun every once in a while and celebrated its martial arts and warriors. Hero just loved to hear the sound of its own voice and gave me characters I could care less about.