which outsold Pete’s novel immensely 
though it was in Swahili.
and each copy urinated on
by a dozen leprous coolia.
Still thinking this Sharpie?
Anyway:
After clearing up the urine… ( -.- )
Paet went over to Jubah’s
(Hey, Paet hasn’t had anal sex with Azel after 25 posts: we’re doin okay!)
and locked the spam thread
that had started on Gamefaqs.
(the comment about Paet and Azel was NOT necessary)
Jubah rejoiced and rewarded Paet with a large steaming jug of…
EDIT: Argh sorry Arcie, forgot
(FIVE WORDS ONLY!)
something very hot and yummy
called iluminating drink pourage thingy
and the greatful Paet said
“Doesn’t taste like man-chowder afterall!”
,just gimme the Elixir Minor
(it was Minor wasn’t it?)
…or midis, I’m too drunk.
Paet vomits violently into Jubah’s…
colletion of antique pottery. Jubah
slapped him upside the head
with a vomit filled pot
only for the vomit to