Girls

You can’t imagine how…

Hmm… Well shes working tomorrow night (which isn’t actually an excuse), and I told her to ring me when shes free. she won’t though.

Maybe she’s really a guy and is ashamed to admit it?! :open_mouth:

No offense man, but I think you should try a different approach, because what you’re doing doesn’t seem to be getting you too far unfortunately.

I mean, if she keeps saying no and coming up with lame-ass excuses, and you already know in advance that that’s gonna happen, why troubler yo’ ass?

Wait…did Snowie already say this? :confused:

Shadow and me both use “traditional, mannerly” methods of attracting girls.

Pity it doesn’t fething work.

[quote=“Arcie”]Shadow and me both use “traditional, mannerly” methods of attracting girls.

Pity it doesn’t fething work.[/quote]

It works for some girls. Only the ones that are traditional and have manners themselves though, and I have met one or two of them before :slight_smile:

Quite frankly i dunno what’s tradition as far as dating is concerned…

I just try to talk to her by asking to a friend or doing something stupid like walking thru a corridor and saying "Hi, my name is Pedro, what’s yours?"
Of course sometimes I don’t have the guts to do it but…
…sometimes I do…

… suprisingly :stuck_out_tongue:

Laura is one.

As mean as I can be… I can be one, too…

Laura’s one what?You can aslo be one what? :stuck_out_tongue:

I guess the approach realy does depend on the girl (that’s why my last post was a bulk of confusion) Some girls like to get to know the guy first, some love the mystery.
But like what has already been said, if she wont contact you it might be an idea to give up.
Leave off her for a while, she may wonder where you’ve gone and mebbe realise she misses you and then contact you herself without any pressure…then again…mebbe not!

Ahhhhhh Snowie has the “Grumpy Shadow” avatar!

also - what about chatup lines?

“Do you come here often?” LOL - i’m gonna use that on the girl i like… maybe that will… erm… give her a hint

The classic:

“If I say you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

Of course, mine’s the most successful of all.

“Hi.”

I really cannot see the point in chat up lines.

i just stand there - looking pretty.

the girls come to me.

Glad to see that you’ve made your way to the forums DV :slight_smile:

Apparently the most successful chat up line is "Can I buy you a drink"
Of course, that isn’t always appropriate if you’re not near anywhere they sell drinks.
I while ago I was given a whole pack of Chat up line cards.
Here’s a selection of some of the worst…or best, depending on how you look at it…

“I’m conducting a feel test on how many women have pierced nipples…”

“Pardon me, but what pick up line works best on you?”

“You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you ‘baby’…”

“Ten ton polar bear… (‘What?’), TEN TON POLAR BEAR… (‘I’m sorry?’)… Well, it broke the ice”

“Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?”

“I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good!”

“I may not be Fred Flinstone but I bet I can make your Bed Rock” (I used this on my current girlfriend, suffice to say, it wasn’t the line that clinched it, hehe)

“You smell. Want to take a shower together?”

“I’ve got one hour to live, and I don’t want to die a virgin - help me!”

“If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?” (think about it)

“Come on, you’ll do…”

“This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single!”

“Inheriting eighty million (put your own currency here) doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart…”

“Before you run, I am not a freak…” (Tried this with a girl for a bet…and it worked…for one night anyway…)

“I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house?”

“Is that a false nose?”

“Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you…”

“You may not be the most beautiful girl in the room, but beauty is only a light switch away…”

The world wouldn’t be the same without heterosexual women. In fact, we’d die out as a race!

What’s happening to us!!

Geoffrey’s statement shows us how “deep in the pit” we are!!

Tsk,tsk shakes head

[quote=“GehnTheBerserker”]What’s happening to us!!

Geoffrey’s statement shows us how “deep in the pit” we are!!

Tsk,tsk shakes head[/quote]

Ha. Don’t worry, there’s someone for everyone. Plenty of lonely gals looking for a decent guy too. Love is blind though. That’s what happens when people demand nothing less than perfection itself.