[quote=“Neil”]
If you don’t reach it by the time you reach 20 though I suggest you see a doctor or something lol[/quote]
Maybe his diet is the problem?
Hmm.
Scott, are you eating enough cheese?
Maybe he’s afraid that if he eats cheese he’ll end up like you Chuck 
That can only be a good thing, Neil 
Scott, the following is a balanced and nutritious diet that I’ve personally tailored to your needs which should hopefully solve your mid-life crisis:
Breakfast:
1 mug-full of liquidated Gorgonzola
4 slices of fully matured Stilton
Dinner:
50g of lightly salted Pecorino
20g of grated Farmhouse Cheddar
Tea:
1 large helping of Smoked Gouda
Snacks:
Plenty of full-fat Babybels
I can assure you; obey this diet and what you’ve only experienced in dreams will become reality.
You can expect the following results:
Extra hair
A deeper voice
A distinct body odour
Possible acne
Some bodily structures becoming slightly larger*
A bird*
*Not guaranteed
mid-life? Don’t you mean pre-life?
lol shadow i was gonna say…
If that boy is going through a mid-life crisis then the rest of us must be wrinkly old crackpots with missing teeth XD
NO, SCOTT, DON’T TAKE THE CHEESE!!!
[quote=“RYB”]That can only be a good thing, Neil
I can assure you; obey this diet and what you’ve only experienced in dreams will become reality. [/quote]
You mean i get to meet thomas the tank engine!??!!
[quote=“Scott”]
[quote=“RYB”]That can only be a good thing, Neil
I can assure you; obey this diet and what you’ve only experienced in dreams will become reality. [/quote]
You mean i get to meet thomas the tank engine!??!![/quote]
Whatever turns you on 
umm… hi guys (and girls, esp atolm). err… guess who…? ><; i guess there isn’t a good excuse for what i’ve did eh…? ..
Eeeee! Speak of the devil! Where have you been gal?!
oh here, there. nowhere really. ^^;; i see nothing has changed eh? how’ve u been doing? 
I’m fine thanks!
P.S - i’m enjoying 6 form more and more
Erm…Senko…should I know you or had you already left by the time I arrived. What did ya do? Am I missing something here? Who are you? How long you been gone? Am I asking too many questions?
She was an0mnipresence from Die Welt. She left before you arrived, basically.
Oh.
I see.
I know you, Pete!
I think. Hmm… I’ve seen ya ard. Somewhere…
Having read some of the recent threads on this bored i conclude that we all need to get out more, and all need girlfriends.
and boyfriends.
I still have a girlfriend…
It has it’s downsides though. She wants me to take her to see 'Calendar Girls’
Hopefully we can find other stuff to do in the darkened room…but I doubt it, she’s far too enthusiastic about wanting to see the film. Gah!
Not really, because the ladies of the forum aren’t as sad as us males =p
And Pete - patience my son. Hopefully you’ll find something to do in a dark room when you get hope