I would accept ?10 to kiss two girls. Well - if they were nice girls.
The other night I was in a club telling two girls all my ‘life problems’ and they offered to strip off for me to cheer me up. I declined seeing as Keri had only gone to get some drinks…plus they weren’t the kind of girls you would readily want to see naked…or mebbe I wasn’t drunk enough.
The latter. 
…I was thinking that too. I should have let 'em do it, see if they would bottle it.
slaps Pete around for not taking up an offer
So… what kind of ‘life problems’ were these, Pete? 
Lack of life in one particular area perhaps?
Hmm… I should start charging my friends to watch me and my girlfriends… lol… well… that is if I had any…
gee snowie, why don’t you just go ahead and follow these instructions while you’re at it?
[quote=“The Stark Raving Evil Super-Penguin”]gee snowie, why don’t you just go ahead and follow these instructions while you’re at it?
maddox.xmission.com/cam_whore.html[/quote]
LOL XD
thats for a) stealing my link, but moreso b) calling Snowie a whore o.O
gives a sheepish look
did you notice the “;)” in my post though? was kidding…
cries because everybody takes him seriously when he is kidding (and vice versa =/)
awww…me just notice that TSP (for short :P) referred to me as “The Stark Raving Evil Super-Penguin.”
Why you shouldn’t have
Don’t mention it! ;p
ha ha - the girl from the other night just txt me to ask if i want my ?10 back!
RESULT!
[quote=“the divine visitor”]ha ha - the girl from the other night just txt me to ask if i want my ?10 back!
RESULT![/quote]
Now pay her twice as much and see if she’ll kiss you
might work daddeh.
Hmm, most girls I’ve met online who offline tend to hate me. Maybe its because Im a geek. Or I hate it when feminists act supieor or some crap like that. Plus so many seem to be lesbians online. Ah well at least there is the internet Plus I fufil my life enough with computers, programming, the internet, games, politics/religon/philosophy etc. without any kind of burden.
Hmmm… Same here…
LOL 
… hey DV maybe you can give me & sega91 some advice lol!!
I been through them before on an old thread I think in the old forums. Just regular family troubles (Haven’t got better since) and money stuff. The usual.
Of course, you could always make up your own…
[quote=“the divine visitor”]i was in a club in derby on monday night and i paid 2 girls ?10 to kiss each other while i watched.
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When I think about it, that is quite sad, I mean, you had to pay them to do that? Some clubs you can see that for free.
Although I find it strange if one of them is offereing the money back to you. They probably feel bad for you.
=P