“Nice try Kass. Next time, try using a key.”
– Kassandra (Hunter: The Reckoning Redeemer)
“Okay… That was… Something…”
– Ryu Hayabusa (DOA3)
“We will welcome her into our pack.”
– Brutus (Brute Force)
“I like to think we have this grudging respect going on, so please don’t take this ass beating I’m about to lay down on you personally…”
– Carpenter (Hunter: The Reckoning Redeemer)
“I’m starting to think the vampires commited suicide just to escape the sound of your voice.”
– Raziel (Legacy of Kain: Defiance)
"You will soon have your God, and you will create Him with your own hands"
Echelon 4 prototype from Deus Ex. Another one that’s kinda similar is one of the guys from Xenogears when he said “If God doesn’t exist, I’ll make him with my own 2 hands!”. At least I think that’s how they went, I remember I was suprised how two totally different games had lines that meant almost the same thing.
Then there’s the funny quotes that have horrible grammar or spelling, like “You’re Winner” from Big Rigs Racing on the PC (sadly, it was actually an American-developed game). Oh, and while not exactly a game quote, the Steel Battalion controller assembly sheet has some good stuff on it, such as:
“Do not use this product except for proper purpose”
“Do not bend or stretch connector cable by force and put the heavy thing on cable.”
“Joint Cable and Join Connector have proper direction to insert. Be sure to be in proper direction to connect Join Cable and Joint Connector.”